Carlos Machiste from Angry Possum Productions has written another masterpiece, this time about our own Rita Ballou’s hatred for deer to the tune of Tom T. Hall’s “I Love.”
Warning from Carlos himself:
The opinions expressed in the following song are solely those of Ms. Rita Ballou and DO NOT represent the views and opinions of Carlos Machiste, Bob Cole, or any other psychologically healthy member of the Austin Radio Network or Happy Possum Productions.
Sensitive members of the audio radiance and members of PETA should be advised to turn down the volume for the next 2 minutes and 5 seconds.
I Hate Fuzzy Little Fawns
Lyrics by Carlos Machiste
With special guest appearance by Rita Ballou
I hate little fuzzy fawns
With their mommies on my lawn
Prancing all around makes me frown
I hate bucks butting heads
I wish they all were dead
See them rotting in the sun
Would be fun
And I hate koala bears too
I hate little bunny rabbits
I wish that I could grab it
Wring its little neck
While it screams
I hate little kitty cats
Like to hit em with a bat
Knock em cross the street, it’s neat
And I hate penguins too
I hate going to the zoo, monkeys piss me off too
The lemurs creep me out and giraffes
I hate chirping little birds
Up in branches singing songs
I’d like to blast them all with a shotgun
And I hate Scotty too